Archive for the ‘Spider Shop’ Category

Keep off the grass!!!

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

We’ve just launched a new product and a new design - the Funnel Web Spider Yard Sign.
Funnel web spiders patrol this property - enter at own risk!

Guaranteed to give anyone entering your property second thoughts. I was originally going to make a sign that said “This Property Now Protected by Funnel Web Spiders… they ate our guard dog”. If you prefer that, let me know

  • Measures 22″ wide x 15″ high (55.88cm x 38.10cm)
  • 10 oz. flexible vinyl is weather-resistant for outdoor use
  • Design printed on both sides
  • Sealed edges
  • Includes metal frame for ground mounting (basic assembly required)
  • $18.69


Silver Dollars Heats Brisbane 2007

Monday, October 29th, 2007

A Big Hello To People Finding Their Way Here From Albion Park Greyhound Racing!

It’s that time of year again when the Harris family sponsor the Heats and Finals of the Molly Campbell Memorial Silver Dollars at Albion Park. It’s the only race in Australia where all starters in the Final receive a trophy. Those of you in the greyhound industry will remember that our family produced the Queensland Greyhound Form Guide from 1967 to about 2000. We’ve contiinued our ties with the greyhound industry with Bill and Colin Harris owning, training and racing greyounds, and through our sponsorship of this event.

I grew up working at the Form Guide, and moved the business online in 1998. I’ve stayed working online since then in my own business, Harris Campbell Pty Ltd, building web sites for small businesses in Brisbane, selling small business software, and the occasional side project, like Funnel Web Spiders.

I hope you get a bit of a laugh looking around this site, and maybe pick up something at the Funnel Web Spiders Shop. And Good Luck at the Dogs!

Funnel web spider shop

Thursday, October 12th, 2006

You can find all our Funnel Web Spider gear at the Funnel Web Spider Shop. Once I’ve got my super duper spider photos, I’ll be adding those to the shop.

Supersize your arachnid drinkware

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

arachnid coffee mug, large

Note quite what I wanted to give you…

What I REALLY wanted was to have a mug that was blank on the outside, or had some innocuous print like flowers or Vincent Van Gogh’s Starry Starry Night that would lull people into a false sense of security.

Then on the inside of the mug, I’d print a photo of a funnel web spider as large as I possibly could. I think the best place would be right on the very bottom. People would buy the mug to scare their friends.

So these cool people would give their dorky guests this harmless-looking yet secretly-sinister mug to drink from. Everything would be hunky dory until they get the end of their cuppa. The cool people would have to be all calm and not let on that something is wrong.

Then when the dorkmeisters are taking their last sip and the cup is really close to their face, they’ll see the creepy spider in the bottom of their mug, ready to pounce on their face. They’ll freak out and drop the cup, breaking it into a thousand little pieces. And their cool friend will laugh at them because it was just a joke. And the freaked out geekfest will be all apologetic that they broke the mug and will promise to replace it and I will make more money.

But I couldn’t get one of those. So instead you’ll just have to make do with this mug. A supersize mug for the true caffeine addicts.

  • Holds 15 ounces (about 450ml)
  • Measures 4.5″ tall, 3.25″ diameter
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
  • $14.99

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Scary knickers

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Funnel web spider thongFunnel web spider thong

These are Jack Bauer’s underwear of choice. He’s not afraid of a big hairy beast ON his underwear because he… (you know where I’m going with this).

  • 5.8 oz. 100% Ultra-fine combed ring spun 1×1 baby rib cotton
  • Size up for a looser fit
  • Super soft high end woven elastic trim
  • Made in the U.S.A.

This is a thong you’re going to WANT people to see peep out above your low riders when you sit or bend over. How can you resist telling the world that “danger lurks within”?

At $10.99, you can’t say no.

Back of thong

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Creepy Messenger Bag

Saturday, August 19th, 2006

Funnel web spider messenger bagGirl carrying spider bagCarry your stuff in style!

They reckon you can fit a laptop in this bAg, so it’s pretty big! Which means you’ll be wanting the super big funnel web spider photo.

  • One front adjustable clasp closure
  • Main compartment has inside slip pocket
  • Front panel has zipper compartment
  • Adjustable 2″ shoulder strap
  • 600 Denier Polyester
  • Size: 14 1/2″ x 12″ x 5″

Not bad for $24.99! Get yours now!
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Funnel web spider buttons

Friday, August 18th, 2006


1 funnel web spider 2.25 inch button
Get one now for $2.50!
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10 funnel web spider 2.25 inch buttons
Or 10 for $15.00!
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100 funnel web spider 2.25 inch buttons
Or go crazy and give one to everyone you know - 100 for $99.99!
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funnel web spider on red shirt
These buttons (I call them badges, but who am I to argue?) show the funnel web spider at a little under life size on the button.

I reckon these would look pretty cool on a coat or on your school bag.

  • 2.25 inch diameter
  • Metal shell
  • Mylar/UV protecting cover
  • Pinned metal back

Funnel web spider button